COOL SMS

FUNNY

1. you can study & get any certificates,
but you can t study my death certificate..

you may have any connection like AIRTEL OR BSNL
but when you sneeze you will say HUTCH..

A Mechanical Engineer can become a Mechanic..
But A Software Engineer cannot become a Software..

you can find tea in tea cup, but
not world in world cup...

you can find keys in keyboard, but
not mother in mother board...


2. Best of Craziness??
XEROX of a Blank Paper
Best of Stupidity??
Looking through a keyhole in a glass door..
Best of Honesty??
A pregant women getting one half ticket in bus
and
Best of joblessness
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